THE SOUR APPLE OF EVE
When Eve bit the apple, the democracy in the heaven ended… The Creator was glad to see his children happy naked in the Garden of Eden but later, after the most awful sin in the history of mankind, He decided to expel them from Paradise that they suffered all pains forever and despised their bodies, especially Adam’s, though the most masculine parts of him the Creator modelled with enthusiasm in best clay.
However the Devil is restless and all the time whispers into the ears of Adam and Eve’s descendants: “God couldn’t create ugly things so why do you despise the way by which you came into this world from your mother’s womb? Bite the apple more boldly even if there sits my boss Beelzebub with his arms round the urologist and gynecologist.”
Aleksandras Macijauskas, 2006